rules of engagement a work still in progress will edit soon

Before you have a seat
Before we officially "meet"
Before you even ask me my name
Listen to this

I dont take no shit
have no desire to taste a liars kiss
This is how I am designed
If Im fucking it
Its mine
dont waiste my time
If you have a girl friend a boyfriend or a wife
I got no room for you in my life

And I need you to sign this PRE FUCKTUAL AGREEMENT
Dont just sign You need to read it

If you tell me something Im going to believe it
and I will tell you no lies
I drink I smoke I sometimes get high
Ive got some deep wounds so sometimes this leads me to the front yard
half naked cursing god And I cry
There are times I am compelled to create
I get a little dramatic
I make plenty of mistakes
In public I am quite charming and when needed I can even behave
But I am a gemini and its possible that could change
Change marks the progression of life- I am open to almost anything
Talk to me- Show me- Listen- and I like to have my ass rubbed so I can fall asleep
Ya In bed I can be a bit of a freak- The same girl that when you cry I weep
I never tollerate little brain mentality
so if you have shit to talk about someone else dont tell me
I am eager to help the needy I just need a plan
anyone I meet I am willing to offer a hand You may not understand
You being a male I may never understand you
I promise that I will at least try

Now the important part
make no mistake
I am my own favorite mother fucker to hate
but should you disrespect me neglect me or be cruel
I can not be responsable for what I may do
You will be the one to set the rules of engagement
So again I cant be blamed
And you have been warned

your new nick name will be gimp
if i find another on your arm
keep that in mind I usually aim below the belt
trust me anything i throw at you
will be felt